Now I have never been a Santa fan. I know, you may call me Scrooge, but I just never cared for the guy. I always told the girls the story of St. Nicholas and his giving to the poor children, we had a tree, I love giving gifts, Jesus is my best friend, I adore snow and jingle bells, wreaths, and getting together to eat with family and friends, just don't care for the Ho,ho, ho guy. That said, I did see a few Santa jokes that made me laugh out loud....
What do you do if Santa get stuck in the chimney? Pour Santa Flush on him. (Now that's a product from the past, isn't it?)
What do you get if Santa come down the chimney with the fire burning? Krisp Kringle
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Who picks it up? Santa, the other 2 don't exist.