Now I have never been a Santa fan. I know, you may call me Scrooge, but I just never cared for the guy. I always told the girls the story of St. Nicholas and his giving to the poor children, we had a tree, I love giving gifts, Jesus is my best friend, I adore snow and jingle bells, wreaths, and getting together to eat with family and friends, just don't care for the Ho,ho, ho guy. That said, I did see a few Santa jokes that made me laugh out loud....
What do you do if Santa get stuck in the chimney? Pour Santa Flush on him. (Now that's a product from the past, isn't it?)
What do you get if Santa come down the chimney with the fire burning? Krisp Kringle
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Who picks it up? Santa, the other 2 don't exist.
Merry Christmas
Great jokes, especially the last one. LOL. I'm not a Santa fan, either. We concentrated on the miracle of Jesus birth, and never had to go into fancy explainations, and outright lies, when it came to Santa. We didn't want to have to try and explain that, Santa is imagination, but yes, God and His Son are still real.
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